Fishsticks 1305

One day jimmy was sitting at home and was trying to think off a joke for the joke competition and then Cartmen came over one day to his house because no one wanted to be with him on the weekend and then all of a sudden a idea poped into his head and then hes like Cartmen do you like fish sticks and he said yea and then he said will then your a gay fish!.

The next day they went to school and started spreading the joke and somehow it ended up spreading all over South Park then America and then all over the world. Everyone but one person understood that joke and that one person was Kayne West when ever anyone told him the joke he would get extremely angry and would beat the person nearly do death and then one day David Letterman tried to find out who actually made up the joke and a person said he did but he actually didn't so then Kanye West went and bashed him up. Carmen and Jimmy owned up to making up the joke and they went on TV and became famous then when they were in the hotel room kayne west came with his gang and tried to kill them but the ended up explaining the joke out to him and he finally figured out that he was gay. So he goes down to the peer and tells everyone he is going to go live with the fish and he jumps into the water and the last thing you see is him kissing a fish.

About Last Night 1212

Its the night of the election and all of America is going crazy everyone has split into 2 groups one going for Obama and one going for McCain. They are all waiting nervously for the announcement and then they hear it OBAMA WINS there is cheering everywhere then the all go out in party while all the McCain voters are trying to commit suicide or going to go kill the people that voted for Obama. But the entire election was rigger McCain wanted Obama to win because they are actually working together. There is an escape passage from the oval room were only the president is aloud and other people that are invited. So once they win there plan starts working there is a museum above. While kyles brother Ike has tried to commit suicide so he has to go to hospital because he landed on a nail while trying to commit suicide. Obama and McCain and there gang crawl threw the cave and then blow up a hole and climb into the museum right next to the massive diamond the biggest in the world and steal it. They go back to the oval office and make it look like they were there the entire time. After that they get a flight and pretend to get on it but they don't and the plane ends up crashing into a mountain on purpose to make it look like they died. Then Ike in the hospital was somehow always apart of the plan goes up to one of the computer looks up each of there names and puts them as dead. As they are all about to leave America under there fake id's Obama decides that he is actually going to give being president a go and they all leave and he just stays and becomes president.

Farbeard 1307

Cartmen decides to start a pirate group and hears that there is lots or pirate activity in Somalia. He convinces some people from his school to come and join him. Kyle just loughs at him at school and actually tells him his idea is great and that he should go there and he will be able to achieve a lot. Then Cartmen steals his parents credit card and buys them plane tickets and there on there way to somalia. When they get there they go to a pub full or pirates and the pirates take them hostage and take the onto a crappy boat and drive out to a french cruise liner and make the french pay them a ransom the boys don't understand what the pirates are saying and they think that they are going to team up with them. The pirates get the ransom and throw the kids over board and then the french pick them up but Cartmen decided to take control off of it and he throws them all over board and they drive back in to port and show the pirates there take.

The pirates are all surprised by what the kids are able to do and then they decide to take them on board the pirates in Somalia were lacking something but now with Cartmen and the gang they are taking over ships everyday and the Americans are going to try and stop this because all the pirating has gone to far and they are still all wondering why this is happening. One day they are all partying on the beach with all the other pirates and the pirates come across a kid and it ends up being kyle because he has come to Somalia to get his brother ike back because he went with Cartmen. Cartmen tells them to execute Kyle but as they are about to do that the American special forces come and shoot down all of the pirates on the beach and ruin all of Cartmens plans of becoming a huge pirate leader.

2 Days Before The Day After Tommorow

Stan and Eric go to a marina and start playing with supposedly a jet boat that belongs to Eric's uncle but this was actually a lie and then he persuades Stan to drive the boat. As Stan turns on the boat he puts it into reverse by accident. The drive into a beaver dam that holds all the water from flooding a small town called Beavervill. They decide not to tell anyone and then all of America starts to think that it happened due to global warming and it then becomes a parody of the day after tomorrow.

People are scared and they all go into hiding so that they wont be affected but this so called global warming but nothing is happening and the media is saying that it is deadly. Everyone in south park goes to the community centre and they all take refuge there. But Stan, Kyle, Eric decided to go and save the people in Beavervill because no one is going there due to people thinking that they will due because of global warming.

They escape and take a boat to save people but due to his lack of knowledge he drives right into a oil factory and making a big hole in the oil tank so that oil spills all around the town and then the place lights on fire. So they try to find a exit and as they climb up to the top the entire place is on fire. Eric stops and telling Kyle to give him his Jew gold or he will shoot him. Kyle gives him a bag and then Eric says that this isn't the real one and then he is about to give him the real one and he throws the bag out. When they get to the top the American forces come and pick them up and save everyone in the town and then as Stan goes to confess what he has done. Everyone else starts saying they did it and they helped global warming but then the army says that it was the Crab People.

Cartoon Wars Part 1 1004

There is shock all around America due to fox deciding to launch a Family guy episode with Mohamed in it. This caused a massive outbreak off protesting in Muslim countries and then one of the head terrorists said that if they air this show then there will be a massive war. In the last minute the episode was cancelled and the producers of family guy got very annoyed. While Cartmen is trying to persuade everyone that family guy is terrible and that they should stop making stupid jokes about other peoples races because everyone in this world has feeling and they all think this is weird because he is always the one that is making fun of Jews and other people. 2 days after that episode the makers of Family guy say that they are going to make another episode with Mohamed in it and that fox will show it and will no censor it. South park decide to get a lot of sand and all bury there heads in it so that they do not hear or see this episode so they will not be apart off all of this and the terrorists will not do anything to them later on all of America follows and does this. Cartmen decided to ride on his bike all the way to Hollywood and try and get them not to air it and then kyle decides to go with him and then half way threw they start arguing and Cartmen tells him that hes not doing this because he feels sorry for the Muslims hes doing this because people are always telling him that hes like the guys from family guy and hes being sick of people treating him like his jokes and everything he does it like the guys off family guy.

Guitar Queero

Stan and kyle just bought a new Xbox 360 and there always playing guitar hero and they are actually really good at it. Everyone goes over to there house all the time to watch them play and then one day stans dad shows them a real guitar and they don't care so he tells them they will never get anything out of this stupid game and then later that day they get 100k points nad this person comes to there house. Hes from a talent searching place and they want stan and kyle to go and become pro and tey and get 1mmilion points and unlock super stardom mode and off course the 2 accept and they are now on there journy to become pros.

After there first practise the agency decided that Kyle was not good enough and that he would be cut off the team and that stan would have a new partner this proffesional kid that could even play guitar hero accoustic because he had playing this game so much. Kyle goes off and starts playing guitar hero at a bar for extra money while stan is practising hard and then he gets sick of guitar hero so he goes to the game shop and asks for a new game so the guy gives him a game called Heroin hero this game gets him very addicted and then when the go to practise one day before the massive show were they are going to try and get 1 million points he pissed off his partner and then his partner quits so he has to go get 1 milion points solo. Once he goes home he just plays more heroin hero and then plays all night and when he gets to the show he stuffs up and can barly play because he has had no sleep.

This makes him quit the game and he feels very guilty and sad for letting kyle get kicked off the team and he noticed he was having fun playing the game bcause he was always playing it with Kyle so he goes to the bar and persaudes him to become freinds again and to forget about eveything that happened before. THey then go to stans house and all there freidns come and they get 1 million points unlock super stardom and all it says is YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME TO MUCH YOU HAVE NO LIFE so they just say meh and walk off then Cartmen and butters start playing it because they want to become the next pros of the world.

The Losing Edge 905

This Episode is about how the boys of south park are forced to play softball by there parents. They then realize that they are winning a lot but they want to quit so they ask the other team if they could let them lose but then they notice that the other team wants to lose aswell.

While the games are going on Stans dad is cheering and always putting down the other team and there is always another child's dad on the other team that is like him and hes always getting into fights each match. The boys eventually get the state finals because all the other teams are just so good at losing. So they get kyles loser cousin who is extremely bad because they think if they have a terrible player they will lose no matter what. But the plan backfires when the other team has actually practiced to lose the pitcher throws the ball at the bat and then his stupid cousin decided to run.

The other team was purposely losing and south park had gotten alot of points and it was down to the last bit of the game. But then Stans dad goes crazy and gets into a fight with a dad from the other team. The judges run in and say stop right now or your team will be disqualified with one more punch the other guy knocks out randy and then the boys are cheering for Stan to get up and he gets up and just knocks out the other guy. The boys are disqualified and they are so happy. They get to save there summer and relax and play video games all together the parents on the other hand arn't very happy.